“So yes, I want more, but not more stuff. I want more early mornings, more hiking and connecting with nature, more meaningful conversations and hand holding. More seeing the world. More creativity. More crazy ideas. More love. Always more love.” ~ Courtney Carver
Last year I got a bag of reindeer farts. They were delicious. This year I got this. On the hilarity scale I know it’s hard to say which is best, but there’s something wrong with trump hair. It says it’s made with organic sugar and it’s bipartisan. Those automatically disqualify it as real. I’m sure it tastes as wispy fake and saccharin orange as the picture suggests. Nevertheless, she persisted.